What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 04:39

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good

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Then came..

Nuts and Butts

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Freaks and Cheeks

They put up a sign reading

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Just Forget it!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No way

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So they tried

No, not a chance

No go.

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So, the docs changed it to read

Unacceptable again!

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Minds and Behinds

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Everyone loved it.

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good.

Why do I get stressed when I go to bed?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

share office space ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Does being poor build better character than being born rich?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Thumbs down again.

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Loons and Moons

Hysterias & Posteriors

Catatonics & High Colonics

Aaron Wiggins Is The Key To Understanding OKC’s Revolutionary Depth - Defector

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Can a twin flame runner be happy in a karmic relationship?